“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
  Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

Happy September 1st, y’all!


Sebastian Michaelis is a powerful demon

  • Sebastian: On my way to corrupt Ciel's soul with my evilness
  • Sebastian: *develops a fetish for cats, saves kittens, prances around with a deerhead, prances around in a unicorn costume, has a thousand catchphrases, uses puns whenever he can, has way too much fun at dressup parties, has way too much fun looking for Easter eggs, invents a curry bun for kiddies to eat, poledances, thinks the only way to get info from straight women is to be a manwhore, hires the derpiest staff known to mankind, pretends to be killed by a firepoker, gets his head nommed by tigers, literally won a fight because Ciel believed in him, actually listens to William when they're roomies, internal monologue always complaining*
  • Ciel: Look in the mirror, loser




When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

And that would be why that was the LAST date with that man.




11 ways to solve rape better than nail polish

The more we depend on women to prevent rape, the easier it is to blame them when it happens to them. Here’s a look at the well-documented ways we can actually stop rape. Maybe it’s time we invest a little more time and resources into implementing them before we send gallons of nail polish to colleges across the country.

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Yes but the nail polish will help until men have the idea that Rape is never OK under any circumstances drilled into their head